Shaept Shrubz aand Cherab

I wuz wáuking aróund mi náeberhood (séme-sabúrban Váilzburg, tha wésternmòest port uv Núark) oorle in tha máurning on Súndae, Mae 17th aand wuz táekan bi tha kairfoole shaept évergreen shrubz aand lítool stáachu in tue frunt yordz not for frum me. In this ferst píkchur, tha lo plaants or lórj-lèeft, váareagàetad hóstaz. Noet tha smaul stáachu neer tha paatth.


This iz a zúemd-ìn vyu uv tha stáachu, hwich iz uv a chérab aur lítool boi báiring sum rélatìvle jíant aurb uv sum kiend. It looks áulmoest lie, aan áekaurn, eksépt thaat aan áekaurn haaz a lítool point but this aurb iz smueth/


This úther yord iz not aaz lush, but tha hóemoener haad tha saem tthaut, tu trim tha shrubz ráather thaan hwut I wood du, just let them taek thair oen shaep.


I tthaut aat ferst glaans thaat tha gruep in tha ferst fóeto abúv faurmd a tóepeyère, but tha fóundad shrubz did not werk toogéther tu faumr a stíalìezd áanimal aur áabstraakt órtwerk. I aadmíur hóemoenerz hu haav the énerje aand imàajináeshan tu keep thair yordz in such fien áurder. I haav in réesant daez poold up aur kut auf a kúpool uv húndrad weedz aand séedlingz thaat tthrétand tu òeverhwélm mi yord witth treez, but I haav a graet deel maur tu du. I'v got póizan íeve gróeing in múltipool loekáeshanz in mi yordz thaat I wil haav tu pool up hwial wáiring rúber gluvz, hwich wil pratékt me aand hwich I kaan then wosh tu get rid uv tha kémikal éeritant. Aand I'v got lots uv seedz tu plaant thaat I shood haav gótan intu pláanterz aur tha ground weeks agó. This iz wun uv tha tthingz I liek tu du hwen I'm not bloging aur táeking píkchurz, aand thus hwi I baut a hous ráather thaan réntad aan apórtmant hwen I muevd out uv Manháatan tu Núark 15 yeerz agó this kúming Súndae.