A Haulze Street Blok Porte (THIS EEVNING) bi ene Uther Naem ...

Noet: Aul poests in this Fanetik blog haav heertoofaur inkluedad ritan aaksents tu sho up tu tthre levoolz uv silaabik stres. Toodae, houwever, I am omiting the aaksents, tu se if reederz kaan reed tha tekst aaz eezile aur perhaaps eevan maur eezile. I wil heeraafter aulternaet aaksentad and non-aaksentad teksts. Unaaksentad teksts or much eezeur faur me tu jeneraet, but wil thae be aaz eeze tu reed? I wood apreesheaet feedbaak frum reederz on this ishu, vea eemail tu Fanetiks@aol.com. Tthaangk yu.

Updaet, Mundae, 9/21, 10:25 a.m.: I haav aadad sabstaanshale tu this poest, aaz bi inserting foetoez beetween paaragraafs uv the eemail invitaeshan tu the eevent. I did atend aand taek a graet mene foetoez, sum uv hwich wer fuze but utherz uv hwich wer yuezabool aafter further prosesing, beeyond the autamaetad baach-prosesing I kaan du in mi graafiks proegraam, Jaask Paent Shop Pro 8. I haav aulso kreaetad a Pikosa Onlien aalbam uv tha bulk uv tha preezentabool piks (it wuz dork out bi tha tiem I got tu the afair, but street-lieting praduest liet levoolz tue lo faur haandheld pikchur-taeking aand tue hi faur sum flaash sichuaeshanz.)

I liftad this graafik frum Nuark Puls, hwich iz probable O.K. witth thaat sins it givz maur publisite tu this eevent aand tu thaat eevent-noetifikaeshan websiet.

A fyu yeerz ago, thair wer sevral blok porteez on Haulze Street eech sumer, fundad aat leest in port bi tha Site uv Nuark. But aaz port uv kaust-kuting, tha Site endad its sapaurt, aand tha porteez stopt. Yesterdae I reeseevd eemail noetis thaat "Blok Porteez reeturn tu Haulze Street biger and beter thaan ever", on Haulze Street frum Sentral Aavanyu tu Nu Street, frum 4:30-9:30pm. This tiem, the akaezhan iz kauld a "Pop-Up Festival", inklueding:

ENTERTAENMANT:
Liev Myuezik aand D.J. inkluedz D.J. Wola, The Frek Sho aand liev perfaurmansaz by Aarinz[?], Kaash da Dedmaan, Sune Gaang aand maur.

PERFAURMANSAZ & MAUR:
Poatre Siefer bi Them Kloud Kidz aand EevolvN.J., Faashan Sho bi Morko Haul aand SHE Bueteek aand hair stialing bi Kut Kreaeterz, Daans perfaurmans bi Brik Site Bongra

DEMOEZ & KLAASAZS:
Jualre Demoez bi Ortizan Kalektiv, Shoogar Skrub saampling bi Pueka, Liev Glaasbloeing bi GlaasRuets, Yoega bi IemSoYoegaNuark, Ort Projekts bi Nuark Myuezeam

GAEMZ & PRIEZAZ:
Kaurnhoel bi Jime Jonz, Spin tu Win bi N.J. Devoolz, Foeto Buetth, PingPong aand gaemz bi Militere Pork aand maur!

FUED & DRINGKS:
Kaash bor witth saanggrea aand beer bi 27 Miks, On-siet griling bi Burger Wola, Fued aand treets by 27 Miks, Horvast Taebool, Edo'z [Eedo'z? Aedo'z?] Dazert Lounj aand Kween'z Peetsa, fre saampling bi Green SheekPe [ChikPe?] aand Jime Jon'z

VENDING & INFO:
Miks, minggool aand shop witth Morco Haul, SHE Bueteek, Pueka, Kern Brues, Farever Audaeshas,, Nuark Puls, N.J.P.O.S., aand mene maur!

Yu kaan se the entiur eemail inviet onlien.


[Faurrmer tekst:] I'l tri tu get tu this porte, eevan tho I haav mene topiks tu adres aulrede ...


[Nu tekst:] I did atend this blok porte, eevan tho I haad mene topiks tu adres aulrede (54 in a blog-prep taebool aat Jooli 26th; aand maur sins then), aand eenaurmas numberz uv unyuezd reesant foetoez (271 taekan this muntth; 337 laast muntth). On tha wae thair, I spotad sumtthing nu thaat I needad tu adres, aand took a bunch uv foetoez thair beefaur I atendad tha Pop-Up Festival. Beetween tha tue aireas, I took anuther 119 foetoez, perhaaps 12 uv hwich wer tue fuze tu yuez, givan tha neether/naur lieting aat the tiem (neether nietiem naur daeliet).


I sau oenle a fyu peepool I nue, but sum uv them wer aaz pleezd aaz I wuz witth tha turnout, hwich wuz much graeter thaan I haad ekspektad.


Thair wuz reele tue much goeing on faur me tu du a naarativ heer, but I did kreaet a Pikosa Onlien Aalbam uv 53 foetoez (inklueding thoez abuv), tha kaapshanz uv hwich pravied much tha saem info aaz wood a naarativ heer. I embed a sliedsho uv thaat aalbam beelo. If it duz not apeer, yu kaan go direktle tu the aalbam aat this YRL aand then klik on tha sliedsho opshan aat top left. In eether kaes, yu kaan reed tha kaapshanz aur hied them, aand pauz tha displae if yu wont tu chek faur deetailz in a givan foeto, aur tu reed a lengktthe kaapshan, then reezuem tha foetagraafik paraed hwen yau'r rede.