FUTD: Waul Skraul

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Mi laast poest kansernd lorj myueralz on outdaur wauls. Not aul tthingz paentad on wauls kwolifi aaz myueralz. This poest kampriezaz oenle aan eksplanaeshan uv a Foeto Uv Tha Dae. On Mae 24tth, I wuz wauking Dountoun, taeking foetoez uv tha Jibraultar Bilding, hwen I spotad this od aand ugle grafeeto on tha waul uv a porking lot. Aaz yu kaan se bi kampaarisan witth tha korz in tha pikchur, tha leterz reech sum 12 feet up tha waul, so a laader aur lift uv sum kiend must haav bin emploid.
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It's not entiurle eeze tu disern tha werdz, so I'l riet them kleerle heer: "Kaanibal Site". Peekyuelyar, no?