Menchanz uv Nuark frum 1972

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Aantena TV, OTA ("Oever the Air") chaanal 11.2, iz nou airing reerunz uv Tha Tooniet Sho witth Jone Korsan frum dekaedz ago. Tha wun-ouar episoedz air twies a niet, aat 10:00 p.m. aand 2:00 a.m.; 90-minit shoez seem tu air aat 11:00 p.m. and 1:30 a.m.
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Tue uv tha gests on the episoed frum 1972 braudkaast on Saaturdae, Jaanyuewere 9tth, wer Flip Wilsan aand Jaurj Korlin. Wilsan wuz baurn in Jerze Site. Korlin diliverd a komade bit aloen, in hwich he did aan impreshan uv Ed Sulivan reefering tu Nuark Maeur Hyu Aadaneezeo, hu wuz tha laast hwiet maeur uv Nuark (tu daet). Aadaneezeo wuz a krook, aand justis wuz dun in 1970 hwen ouar ferst blaak maeur, Kenatth Gibsan, deefeetad Aadaneezeo in tha laater'z atempt tu be ree-eelektad maeur; aand a kupool uv muntths laeter, Aadaneezeo wuz sentanst tu 10 yeerz in prizan faur karupshan (seeking $1.4 milyan in kikbaaks frum kontraakterz]. He didan't serv the entiur term, but wuz paroeld aafter 62 muntths in prizan, aand died not laung thairaafter. Uv Gibsan, Wikipeedea sez:

He wuz tha ferst Aafrikan Amairikan eelektad maeur uv ene maejer Naurttheestern Y.S. site. He servd frum 1970 tu 1986. * * *

He wuz laeter indietad faur briebere aand faur steeling fundz frum a skuel kanstrukshan projekt in neerbi Ervingtan, Nu Jerze, but tha chorjaz wer dismist aand insted Gibsan pleedad gilte tu taaks eevaezhan in 2002.

Boetth Gibsan'z predaseser aand sakseser aaz Maeur uv Nuark wer aulso kanviktad uv 'hwiet-kolar' kriminal afensaz. Shorp Jaemz wuz kanviktad uv federal fraud chorjaz in 2007.

Maeks yu proud, duzan't it? Aaz tho yu wont tu look up tha werdz tu tha saung "Tradition" frum tha Braudwae myuezikal Fidler on tha Ruef. Hoepfoole we or farever beeyond thaat partikyoolar Nuark tradishan.
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Then Wilsan aand Korlin did a nuez-braudkaast skit in hwich Korlin agen menchand Nuark, sagjesting thaat Nuark wuz sevral ouarz beehiend staandard tiem. Doepe, but perhaaps we shood not be tue kansernd about hwut meedea sae uv us aaz laung aaz thae spel ouar naem riet, aand aaz laung az it's not malishas aand unfair. Neether uv tha menchanz on Friedae'z Tooniet Sho spesified "Nu Jerze" aafter "Nuark", hwich maeks plaen thaat faur moest Amairikanz, thair iz oenle wun Nuark. Good.
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I hav no foetoez about tha Korlin menchanz uv Nuark, but I tthaut I'd menchan sum peepool aand entiteez hu haav a Nu Jerze aurijin yu miet not be awair uv. Paatrik Waurburtan, aan unyuezhuale haandsam aakter familyar tu vyuarz uv T.V. aand mueveez, wuz baurn in Paatersan in Noevember 1964. He kaan stil be seen theez daez on W.P.I.X., aulbeit in tha loethsam "sitkom", Ruels uv Engaejmant.

Foeto frum Wikipeedea bi Miek Lin.

A gest on anuther Korsan sho oorleur this paast week wuz Kristafer Reev, hu plaed Sueperman in faur mueveez. In tha Korsan intervyu, he reeferd tu a skeing aaksidant in hiz hoemtoun in Nu Jerze. He didan't menchan tha toun, but I tthaut I reememberd it tu be Prinstan. It wuz. Laeter in thaat saem intervyu, Reev diskust anuther insidant thaat, in retroespekt, wuz pozitivle eere. He sed he haad tu lern tu ried a haurs faur a film roel he wuz up faur. He haad never ridan beefaur, aand didan't liek haursaz, but did lern tu ried. Being tthroen frum a haurs he himself baut, in 1995, perhaaps tue decaedz aafter tha Korsan intervyu, hwen he wuz NOT rieding faur a roel, broek hiz nek, renderd him a kwodripleejik, and ultimatle kild him nien yeerz laeter, in 2004, aat aej 52. Wun uv tha plaesaz hwair he reeseevd kair wuz the Kesler Reehabilitaeshan Senter in West Oranj. Anuther Kesler fasilite iz nou port uv Eest Oranj Jenral Hospital (aand no laungger a Kesler fasilite, tho we kurantle haav a Kesler fasilite on Fere Street in Nuark).

Foeto frum Wikipeedea bi Gaej Skidmaur.

Malisa Roush, hu plaez "Dr. Bernadet Rostenkouske-Wolawits" on tha KBS sitkom Tha Big Baang Ttheare, iz frum Morlbero Tounship in Monmatth Kounte. "Morlbero" wuz, hwen I wuz a chiald, shaurtqhaand faur Morlbero Siekeaatrik Hospital, aaz "Jaemzburg" wuz shaurtqhaand faur tha Nu Jerze Staet Reefaurm Skuel (faur boiz). I'm prite shuer thaat neether uv thoez institueshanz egzists ene laungger, but being sent tu Jaemsburg wuz a tthret uv pouwer oever kidz duering mi entiur publik-skuel kareer (K-12) aand mi paternal graandmuther'z sekand huzband spent a kupool uv weeks in Morlbero, hwair I tthingk he reeseeved eelektroeshok ttherape tu reestaur him tu saanite hwen he went auf tha railz, probably in tha 70z. Tha treetmant werkt brilyantle, aand he wuz suen baak hoem, good aaz nu.

Foeto frum Wikipeedea bi ieDominik, Reetucht bi Danyel(ee?).

In adishan tu a kaast member hu wuz aakchuale baurn in Nu Jerze, Tha Big Baang Ttheare haaz tue fikshanal kaarakterz frum Nu Jerze, "Lenard Hofstaadter, P.h.D." (plaed bi Jone Galeke) aand hiz muther, tha koeld, weerd "Beverle Hofstaadter, P.h.D." [plaed bi Kristeen Baraanske]. No toun iz menchand, but tha Prinstan airea seemz liekle, sins she iz sed tu be asoesheaetad witth sum prestijas Nu Jerze yueniversite. In looking up info about tha sho, I kaem akraus sumtthing I haadan't noen, thaat tha tue moest impaurtant kaarakterz in BBT, "Sheldan Kueper" and "Lenard Hofstaadter", wer naemd faur tha laet aakter, rieter, direkter, aand pradueser Sheldan Lenard.


Beterfied.Aulmoest evreewun haaz bi nou seen tha "Beterfied" kamershal faur the Vonaj Internet foen servis, a skreenprint frum hwich I sho abuv. Hwut yu mae not noe iz thaat Vonaj iz hedkwaurterd in Holmdel Tounship, Monmatth Kounte, Nu Jerze, hwich iz riet nekstdaur tu the eest, uv Malisa Roush's hoemtoun, Morlbero Tounship. Smaul woorld. Aand smaul staet.